Life is not a measure of central tendency

I had a very interesting conversation with my friend-

Friend: How was your day at work?
Me: Average
Friend: huh?
Me: Look, if you add all the days I have worked and divide it by the number of days. Thats how my day was.
Friend: But......thats one....

Thats when it hit me. If I was to assign my life a number, atleast it should be plural. (Right now I am very tempted to pun on measured of central tendency like- 'Blog posts are a good MEANs to express when one is in an expressive MODE', but I will not).

Where does it end? If I try to move ahead of average, it would in turn increase my average, bringing me back to where I start.

Itz a fundamental mistake in the mathematical and physical laws of the universe- measures of central tendency including the entire number system and all calculation can only point to a relative truth.

Thats why I need a steeper graph.

Captured in eternity

"Time alone is awake when all things are asleep"

These words are from Mahabharata, spoken by Sanjaya to Dhitarashtra. After the war, when the blind king is dejected and suicidal, Sanjaya reveals to him the secret of time which almost instantaneosly heals him of all his pain.

As I type this specific line, I am simply experiencing the details of writing this post in time. All my stimulations are broken down for me by moments continously interchanging past and the future in an unstatic manner as a concept in my mind. Time provides a dimention by which I can define space as being capable of change. It breaking down absolute truths into comprehendible ideas. It provides a background for my mind- to experience stuff.

"Time passes over all things without being retard........Time is incapable of being overcome."

Lets just hope no one ever tells me this.

Someone- "I could not finish the work as I had no time."
Me-"Are you telling me you could not finish the work because you lost all connections with the dimention of time thereby freezing your physical aspect into indivisibility of moments and the fact that you are captured in this eternal realm of emptiness has rendered you incapable of performing any task???"

I dont think itz an acceptable excuse.

Social conventions are just bad ergonomics.

The collective will of all who have walked on this planet in mortal form is defined by the default option.

Whats up with all these social conventions, like really?

It reduces optimum utilisation of limited resources, would make us look dumb in front of someone who is not from humanity and is simply a bad ergonomics.

The clowns are laughing at us. Maybe, they are right.

I am not that hungry that I would eat my own imagination

I went for a walk with my thoughts. As I watched, he smiled and showed me of his kitchen. I told myself-

“I am not that hungry that I would eat my own imagination”.

I eventually did. Unsatisfied, I made conversation with the backup. We dug sands at the beaches and played in mud. We made temporary toys of footprints. I was the land, the sea reached out to, momentarily and continuously. Then it rained, but it didn’t matter to the waves.

I felt hungry again.

A lot happened in between. Things I will never know.

My business proposal- edible sofa

I have been thinking a lot about advantages of starting my own business. For that I need a thing. Like something I can tell people I am doing business off.

So far I have thought of edible sofa. One can get comfortable in the piece of furniture and dont even have to get up for food. We will try to avoid sticky stuff. It may attract wild life but thats the risk one has to take with all the comfort. It would have an expiry date.

Can you imagine when someone goes to buy sofa he would find in the brochure-

Sofa set

MRP- Rs. 5000

Calories 1200 units

Sugar- 15%

Vitamin- 5%

Fat- 45%

Others- 35%

My company's short term projected balance sheet looks like-

Liabilities

Equity 100

(10 shares @ Rs10 owned by Saurav)

Assets

Goodwill 100

Do you thinks the banks will dig it?