Cellotape theory

I should buy a cellotape even though I don’t have an urgent requirement??? (for contingency situation). Or is it that only girls needs cellotapes?

But there are problems- which one shud I buy- thin or those fat ones? Transparent or brown? It is also difficult to find the starting point of the tape (specially if my nails are freshly cut). I might need those plastic boxes which help in rollin out and cutting the tapes.

Agnes googled it for me. I knew very little about cellotapes. Its not even one word. Cello is a company that manufactures tapes. Varun insisted its spelled Sellotape.

Eventually, I disagree with myself. Tape theory doesn’t work. What man would keep a torn piece of paper glued together by cello tapes? I mean how desperate are we to keep the paper? The paper is torn. Its time to move on. Write something new and better on a piece of paper that is new and better. Isn’t it what evolution is all about.

Darwinians don’t need cello tape. We prefer evolution instead.